Merry Christmas ❤🎄🌈💯

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\(ﾐ ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)/ ★Have a great weekend★

𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙃𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣

Happy Halloween!

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. psych ♥♥♥♥♥

Just making sure you're well and alive! Hope you're surviving 2020.

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your gameplay gave me cancer anyway

-rep stalker

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤-𝐞𝐧𝐝 !

hey i wanna ask you something.

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish.

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Have a great weekend!

Have a great weekend!

Have a great weekend!

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Have a great weekend!

My Daddy <3

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Have a great weekend!

Have a great weekend!

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ at every game he plays, and he also likes to lick tight buttholes

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+rep knows how to suck his own ♥♥♥♥

U cheeky snakeoil seller

Ur not getting mutton curry tonight

Have a beautiful week!

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Have a great weekend.

Have a great weekend!

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."

So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.

Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"

I said, "$200 and it's yours."

нave a lovely weeĸ!

+rep 10/10 IGN

нανє α ℓσνєℓу ωєєк!

нave a lovely day!

hey guys today i'll be showing u the differences between pan fried nuggets and oven baked nuggets!

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crispy nugget bag here

have an amazing week!! ^_^

Have a nice weekend

+rep pretty rad

Np bud. I'm a nub on Siege, feel free to carry me sometime!

Hi! Nice to meet you!

indeed man, hity me up any time :D

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