hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Thanks.

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what.

this man can r o c k a lederhosen

y u buly me

so youre going by 'doughboy' now nerd? haha whats up douche bag, its tom from highshool remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time at school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Tiffany the girl you had a crush on? yeah were married now. I make over 200k a year and drive an audi R8. Guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

Profile pic's capable of giving spooks.

In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority.

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in 1983, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
In 1987, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

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today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I’m ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you’re my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊

gary now I know
i was wrong
i messed up and now you're gone
GARY IM SORRY THAT I NEGLECTED YOU
OH I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO RUN AWAY
and leave me
feeling this empty
your meow right now would sound like music to me
please come home cause i miss you gary
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary cant you see
i was blind
i'll do anything to change your mind
MORE THAN A PET YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
TOO COOL TO FORGET
COME BACK CAUSE WE ARE FAMILY
and forgive me for making you wanna roam
and now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
somewhere i hope you're reading
my latest 3 word poem
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
GARY WONT YOU COME HOMEEE

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This boy... gets the dough
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m'ama mia

m'ozzarella

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This guy has some seriously funky fresh rhymes.

Stupid Europeans, it's 3/3/15 not 3/3/15
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no jack black would not bang

hes a really nice person

YOU'VE GOT TO PRESS IT ON YOU

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firsy comment 2014 5 months in

Doboi.

D'ough!