Recent reviews by Double Zeta Kai

I'm doing my part

当我想玩DND又不想被迫当DM的选择

内容充实且好玩，就是一个人就能找棵树磨柱太不合理了，再怎么说也两三个人吧

爽过做爱，但别轻易尝试最高难度，不然就是在手术过程中和你的手术对象做爱

这是我见过最弱智的匹配系统，这是我见过最脑瘫的武器升级系统，动视暴雪你这个性骚扰大厂能不能做出来点正常人的东西而不是这坨大便？通过系统强行削弱伤害让人听不见脚步从而“【平衡】”玩家到一个水平是哪个脑瘫想出来的东西？任何开发出来这个的都值得生吞玻璃片
以防您看不明白，动视 here's the translation

This is the most retarded matchmaking system I've ever seen, this is the most cerebral weapon upgrade system I've ever seen, can you Activision Blizzard, the sexual harassment powerhouse above all gaming industry, make something normal instead of this turd? What moron came up with the idea of "balancing" players to a level by forcing damage reduction through a system that makes people unable to hear their footsteps? Anyone who develops this deserves to swallow a piece of glass

yeah F u SBMM here is my middle finger, go find it when u touch your employees

74分钟的游戏时间，至少30分钟在试图连上ubi的天才服务器，你们育碧服务器的网线是tm拿土豆芽拼的吗？

我战胜了自己！我爱泰亚克总统！
2000皮特拉元大于三千北国马克
你去过铁矿坑吗？你了解过铁矿坑吗？
这就是皮特拉——齐尔斯基·维为说到

玩了这个游戏之后 我了解了过去我犯下的错误 我战胜了我自己 我爱噗噗熊

How I stop fear and fell in love with stairs and shotguns and doors