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47.1 hrs last two weeks / 5,187.2 hrs on record (1,589.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:05am

There is a lot to be said about Dota 2. The most important thing you should know:
The game is wonderful and very kind to beginners ... While they are in the menu.
The community is not only positive, but also possesses the skills of telepathy. They will say many things about your relatives which you never even imagined to be true but they are the smart bunch you should listen or you will not get very far in this game.
Also, one of the advantages is that many doctors, physicians play Dota 2 and they can diagnose your mental and physical abilities without any problems.
It is thanks to Dota 2 that you can finally find your long-lost father or find out that your mother loved spending time with many wonderful men from this game behind you back)
If you want to play Dota with a friend, it is better that you are physically stronger than him, because after a couple of dozen matches you will want to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of him
If your team won, it is only thanks to your divine skill.
If you lost, then only because the team of stupid clowns, you carried the game as best you could.
In Dota, the most important thing is to find a scapegoat only to justify that you were playing "allegedly good" but others are the scum but you only you are the "pro" you are the carry you are the best you lose only because gaben sends secret agents to ruin your game if not gaben you've would have had 7k mmr
Be sure to remember how the support stole one last hit from you, or how you were left alone without a farm. As a mid-lane, staying afk for 15 minutes and no ss or gang while the enemies humiliated your team. In cases of complaints against you, this will help to bring a counter-argument in your favor. IT is better for them to find a scapegoat from the very beginning and start slowly presenting him for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game that he allegedly ruined.
Although i advice you not to tilt or blame someone even if they are bad or ruining the game because you will be the one who will get all the reports in this game no one likes smartasses
Don't try to play Dota for fun, it's almost impossible. After a certain number of games, even victories will not please you.
Only balanced gameplay no more 6 hours a day will help you not to get raged always make breaks from this game as long as you need
Don't try to eliminate dota entirely from your life that will crush you
make friends with it and play how you desire not how gaben imagined it for you
Dota matchmaking is made strictly to maintain balance so if you had interest for high rating absent skill forget it
Don't count numbers play for yourself valv always gonna find way to ♥♥♥♥ you
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10 Comments
๖lคŋk Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:59am 
:escapethx:
XxVhiixX Oct 14, 2021 @ 9:02am 
I love this review so much! take my points!
๖lคŋk Oct 12, 2021 @ 8:20pm 
well that was always like that
i don't remember my first games
but it was 0 13 or so for some time
we all got past it somehow
but owning games later that is the best experience from online games i got
with valve games you need understand one thing
you give a lot and get a little
Anubite51 Oct 12, 2021 @ 6:53pm 
Had nothing but bad games with Dota 2. Review is quite right that the game isn't kind to beginners. I get shit on every match by the other players who have 10x more game time than me :/
Shadow Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:30pm 
Ngl , this one review brings all my memories of dota2 :d2bloodseeker:
babydavy Sep 30, 2021 @ 3:39pm 
this man had a bad game at 1AM and just had to step back and but it all in perspective for us and beautifully so
Nasse Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:28am 
While navigating through Dota 2 reviews and I found this masterpiece of a comment, reading this as if Shakespeare reincarnated as Dota 2 player LOL
Captain CHUNGUS(silly goose era) Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:15am 
This review is a piece of a r t
๖lคŋk Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:04am 
Gaben
Smile Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:07pm 
There was and will only ever be one problem with dota 2. Gaben