DougCrab
Poopy Anushole   Federated State Of Micronesia, United States
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. THIS MORNING I MADE A VISIT TO YOUR DECREPIT OLD GRANDMOTHER AT THE RETIREMENT HOME - I COULD SMELL HER EXCITEMENT AT MY ARRIVAL EMENATING FROM HER DEPENDS FROM HALFWAY DOWN THE HALL. I WIPED THE ♥♥♥♥ OFF THAT WRINKLY ASS WITH THE CHRISTMAS CARD YOU SENT HER BEFORE I IMPLANTED MY SEXUAL SQUID THREE FEET UP HER COLON. HER WHEELCHAIR COLLAPSED UNDER THE RELENTLESS POUNDING OF MY POWERFUL ANAL INTRUDER. SHE CLIMAXED WITH SUCH FEROCITY THAT MRS. PETERSON THREE DOORS DOWN WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AND OLD MAN JENKINS CAME OUT OF HIS COMA. SHE LAPPED UP THE REMNANTS OF MY BOYBUTTER OFF THE LINOLEUM AND USED IT TO TAKE A WEEK'S WORTH OF MEDS. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Cresden: hey
Cresden: doug
DougCrab [GlueMan]: hi dad
Cresden: dont make it bad
Cresden: take a sad gorb
Cresden: and make him better
Cresden: remember
Cresden: to let him into your heart
Cresden: then you can start
Cresden: to make him better
Cresden: hey doug
Cresden: don't be afraid
Cresden: you were made to
Cresden: go out and get gorb
Cresden: the minute
Cresden: you let him under your skin
Cresden: then you begin, to make him better
Cresden: anytime you feel the pain, hey doug, refrain
Cresden: dont carry the world upon your ducks
DougCrab [GlueMan]: quacc
Cresden: quacc
Cresden: i was dreaming of the past, and my heart was beating fast
Cresden: i began to quacc
Cresden: i began
Cresden: to
Cresden: quaaaaaaaaacccccccccc
Cresden: i didnt mean to quacc you
Cresden: im sorry that
Cresden: i mean you quacc
Cresden: i didnt want to quacc you
Cresden: i'm just a jealous ducc
Cresden: let doug hit the floor
Cresden: let doug hit the floorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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