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Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2020 @ 3:56am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2020 @ 12:25am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2020 @ 12:21am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 8:52pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2020 @ 4:20am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2020 @ 4:03am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2020 @ 4:23am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2020 @ 4:08am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2020 @ 11:48pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 11:18pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2020 @ 12:00am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2020 @ 1:09am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2020 @ 1:29am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2020 @ 12:21am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2020 @ 10:34pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2020 @ 11:03pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2020 @ 11:40pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 12:21am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 3:46am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 8:34pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 8:31pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2020 @ 4:54pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2020 @ 4:58pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2020 @ 6:29pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2020 @ 7:26pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2020 @ 5:42pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2020 @ 6:04pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2020 @ 6:33pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2020 @ 6:37pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2020 @ 12:04am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2020 @ 12:32am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2020 @ 12:39am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2020 @ 1:18am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2020 @ 6:52pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 3:33am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2020 @ 10:38pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 12:42am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 12:23am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked Apr 29, 2020 @ 4:32pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 8:37pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2020 @ 5:58pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2021 @ 9:10pm