nmiu

Happy Merry Hanukkah!

That little thing you just said right there? Yeah, NOT FUNNY. A few better words that could be used to describe it are: unoriginal, boring, tedious, pointless, mundane, and WORTHLESS. That nonsense you just spouted with the intent of being "cute" and "funny" did nothing but make everyone who read it cringe so hard that they damn near collapsed and went into a state of panic. Yeah, that statement you just made was SO embarrassing that you nearly caused possibly hundreds of individuals to start convulsing uncontrollably; in other words, have a heart attack from how UNFUNNY and PATHETIC your half-assed "joke" was, you simpleton. Please, before you post something to the Internet, think about whether or not it is constructive, helpful, entertaining, or insightful. If it is none of those things, please refrain from posting it, because otherwise you'll greatly embarrass yourself and will be forced to endure the wrath of myself and all other rational Internet users.

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