I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the melee barracks, and I've been involved in numerous smoke of deceit raids on your ancient, and I have over 300 confirmed last hits. I am trained in kobold warfare and I have the top DPS on the entire Dire team. You are nothing to me but just another aggro target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with damage the likes of which has never been seen before on this map, commend my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with right-clicking that ♥♥♥♥ near me in a 500 radius? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of neutral creeps across the jungle and your courier is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, oglodi. The storm that silences the pathetic little things you cast spells. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, hero. I can TP anywhere, anytime, and I can disable you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my passives. Not only am I extensively trained in ganking, but I have access to the entire inventory of the secret shop and I will use it to its full extent to wip your miserable ass off the face of the Mad Moon, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'next level' harass was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your M2. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the unreliable gold price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you won't have the gold to buyback from it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, hero.