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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2015 @ 2:08am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2015 @ 9:47pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2015 @ 1:57am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2015 @ 12:57am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2015 @ 11:23pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2015 @ 11:44pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2015 @ 2:04am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2015 @ 12:11am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2015 @ 1:49am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2015 @ 11:01pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2015 @ 11:42pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2015 @ 11:36pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2015 @ 8:40pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2015 @ 9:06pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2015 @ 9:15pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2015 @ 9:57pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2015 @ 8:23pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2015 @ 1:57am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2015 @ 12:12am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2015 @ 1:27am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2015 @ 1:48am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2015 @ 11:45pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2015 @ 1:18am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2015 @ 12:17am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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