Steal a man's wallet and they will be broke for a day. Teach a man how to play the drums and they will be broke for the rest of their life."
-Someone's dad

The problems with ladders these days is how they're manufactured. Ya see, back in '71 the ladder business had a complete paradigm shift when the Asian markets began to take over their business. The Asian model ladders had a more narrow step, spaced at longer intervals. This made a climbing rate increase of 12% over American made ladders, which were still using the older Imperial system and stuck with the wider sturdy models like they had made for 100 years. Now 12% may not sound like much to you regular folks, but with the sleeker designs from the east, a contractor could afford to improve their building output by 2% a year just in climbing up improvements. Like the Germans, the Japanese also implemented a Ranjier method for the angle and rotation of the individual steps. This was a technique learned by the Nazis during their arctic expeditions in '44 (they were looking for the gold of Atlantis, like everyone else in during that time).

I am not a doctor, but I do have experience in having several limbs removed and reattached with various means of communication, including, but not limited to, yelling, shotguns, tweezers, baseball bats, formal essays, and both a verbal and physical foot in the ass.

According to my calculations, you have a calculator in your anus. You should probably see a doctor.

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How many times have you come home from the grocery store?

How many times have you come home from the grocery store, certain you’ve selected the perfect avocado, only to find it’s not ripe yet? You’re not alone. Picking the perfect, ready-to-eat avocado can be tough, but it doesn’t have to be! The most important traits to look for are color, texture and firmness, but don’t just rely on one of these qualities. To get the perfect avocado, you need all three!

A single serving of marshmallows weighs about 28 grams—that's four large marshmallows or just over a half cup of mini-marshmallows. There are about 90 calories in marshmallows if you consume a single serving of the basic form of the food. There is very little fat (less than 1 gram) in a single serving of marshmallows. Marshmallows are not a good source of protein. There is less than 1 gram of protein in a single serving of the treat.

fact: this gamer is a gamer

Its been proven: birds of a feather. do indeed, flock together.

So do eye

i wish i had eyes

Thank you all for your important facts. You have really opened my eyes to the real problems in todays world.

Falling coconuts cause about 150 deaths annually. You know, while you were keeping an eye on the sharks.

Between two and four people die each year due to vending machine accidents compared with less than one being killed by a shark. Not only are vending machines more deadly, there are over 1,700 reported injuries from vending machines each year but fewer than 25 shark attacks per year in the United States.

Not being able to poop when desired can be stressful. Trying to relax and taking enough time can help. Straining or trying to force the body to poop is not healthy.

Raising the knees above the hips can make it easier to poop. Resting the feet on a block or stool when sitting on the toilet are ways to raise the knees.

Apparently, cold slows the conversion of sulfoxides into those awful eye-stinging gases. So I stuck a peeled onion in the freezer, figuring that peeling it would help the cold better penetrate the deeper layers. Half an hour later, I started slicing. My hands felt like they were on the verge of getting frostbite—but I didn’t cry!

Help my shoes, my shoes. They are gone.