Extreme Destroy D1ck December
allow me to explain.

Extreme Destroy D1ck December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.

On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes

By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:

31! is 8.22x10^33.

That / 24 is 3.43x10^32.

That / 60 is 5.71x10^30.

Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52x10^28.

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