Yes, this is incredibly cringe
No, I don't care


In no specific order

♥♥♥♥ I Say:
"Why you ask? Why not I answer!"
"Sarcasm is sarcastic."
"Sorry, my english cut out there for a second."
"The three best ways to ruin a relationship: Religion, Politics, and Monopoly"
"Rosy retrospection is a ♥♥♥♥♥"
"Nope; this is against my religion”
“Trust me guys, I’m like kennyS with the AWP”
"Being (incorrectly) called a hacker is the highest honor of any gamer"
"Silencing genuine criticism guarantees mediocrity."


Character Quotes:
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" -Joker
"How many fingers am I holding up?" (one) -Revival Man
"This is a hot team! It is like a normal team, but with me in it." -Fernando
"I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems." -Engineer
"I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES." -Mister Torgue
"There's no fence on this fence!" -Krieg
"Punch him so hard he explodes!" -Mister Torgue
"Hello there" -General Kenobi
"Doors are for people with no imagination" -Skulduggery Pleasant
"People say that I'm crazy, But when you wake up in the morning, You look at the same news that I do." -Joseph Seed
"Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up." -Alfred Pennyworth


People Quotes:
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it" -Bert Lance
"Speak of the devil and he shall appear" -Giovanni Torriano (Original form)
"...I stand for the man who works, to hell with kings." -Daniel W, Hoan
"The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot." -Carl Sagan
"To believe with certainty, we must begin by doubting." -Polish Proverb
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." -Upton Sinclair
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind." -Mahatma Gandhi
"I'm not saying that's how it should be, I'm saying that's how it is" -Tom Scott
"Of course the best weapon in Hunt is the one you get headshots with" -4FS Gaming
"Once you get someone to make an emotional judgement, not even a nuclear bomb of truth can change their mind" -Jimmy from Philly
"You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference." -Fetusberry
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now" -Chinese Proverb