-rep for farting on his dog

also still L'ing every IQ test. might wanna schedule a checkup for those brain cells, stat

I am pretty sure last time we spoke I heard a voice from behind you saying "vehementer ardet", but maybe it was just my imagination since I couldn't see a soul there.

You should definitely get that pruritus anusitis checked out. I heard if you ignore it too long, your butt starts speaking Latin.

might wanna get that pruritus anusitis checked out bud

Hey, sorry I had to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anal - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your bum properly. It can also be a sign of hemorrhoids in or near your sphincter, I still recommend you go see the doctor. Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before you scratch, that way you don't get pink eye like last time. If kept clean, the anal odor should be bearable. I hope my answer helped you.