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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 977.1 hrs on record (538.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jan 25, 2022 @ 4:38pm
Updated: Apr 8, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Here are what some of the most influential philosophers of our time have thought of this game:
“I loop therefore I am” – René Descartes
“He who thinks great mind games, often makes great errors” – Martin Heidegger
“The life of a killer-only player is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short” – Thomas Hobbes
“There is only one thing a survivor can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other survivors” – William James
“The entity is dead! He remains dead! And we have killed him” – Friedrich Nietzsche
“There is only one good, bloodpoints, and one evil, Behaviour” – Socrates
“The greater the SWF, the more glory in surmounting it” – Epicurus
“This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a killer main must learn not to be frightened by absurdities” – Bertrand Russell
“Iridescent shards are the highest good” – Aristotle
“In the end… We only regret the chances we did take” – Lewis Carroll
“I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure it is not in order to enjoy ourselves” – Ludwig Wittgenstein
“Kills and escapes, hooks and gens, are the only motives to a rational creature” – John Locke
“Dropping your item is not the doctrine of how we may get ourselves hatch, but of how we may make ourselves worthy of hatch” – Immanuel Kant
“The function of speaking out is not to influence Behaviour, but rather to change the nature of the one who speaks” – Søren Kierkegaard
“If running the killer for 5 gens doesn't get you the win, was it really a skilled play in the first place?” – Patrick Harris
“That man is wisest who, like Patrick, realizes that his looping is worthless” – Plato
“Players have hitherto only interpreted the game in various ways; the point, however, is to change it” – Karl Marx
“I like this game and could willingly waste my time in it” – William Shakespeare
“A little looping inclineth man's mind to pallet camping; but depth in looping bringeth men’s minds about to foliage” – Sir Francis Bacon
“All that is necessary for the triumph of basement bubba is that survivors try to unhook” – mistakenly attributed to Edmund Burke
“Don't hate the player hate the game” – Ice T
“Twins mains hate themselves” – not Otzdarva
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