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48 of 50 (96%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked May 11, 2019 @ 7:42pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked May 11, 2019 @ 8:26pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2019 @ 3:09pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked May 13, 2019 @ 4:54pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked May 13, 2019 @ 4:14pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2019 @ 5:04am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2019 @ 5:14am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked May 9, 2019 @ 4:17pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2019 @ 7:04pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2019 @ 5:18am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2019 @ 1:37pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2019 @ 7:12pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 2:50am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked May 9, 2019 @ 5:59pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2019 @ 6:02pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked May 11, 2019 @ 7:33pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 2:42am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2020 @ 7:13pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2019 @ 10:42pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2019 @ 4:51am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 2:42am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2019 @ 3:20pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked May 9, 2019 @ 4:07pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked May 11, 2019 @ 7:20pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 7:46pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2020 @ 5:47pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked May 9, 2019 @ 4:12pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked May 13, 2019 @ 4:46pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2019 @ 7:38pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 6:01pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 6:05pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2019 @ 7:41pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked May 18, 2019 @ 6:43pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked May 29, 2019 @ 1:51am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 7:13am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 7:28pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 7:28pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 7:09am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked May 18, 2019 @ 5:37pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2020 @ 2:40pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2019 @ 3:43pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2019 @ 6:20pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked May 13, 2019 @ 4:03pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked May 11, 2019 @ 7:51pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 7:54pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked May 11, 2019 @ 8:00pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked May 18, 2019 @ 6:46pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.