In this game you will do this.

1) Check every profile
2) Report everyone
3) Hate the russians
4) Spam 'ez pz' even if you win 16-14
5) Voice_Enable 0
6) Ask to get kicked from competitive game because you lost pistol round
7) Curse everything and everyone
8) Play d2 forever
9) 9/11
10) Rush b

-By far the best meet russians simulator ever-