Real gaymer right here

Alright boys, let's get one thing straight; I'm not gay. Honestly, on the life of everyone I know, I am not gay. But come on...... COME....ON.....I can't be the only that's disappointed that she isn't a true trap. Alright now before you start calling me GAY, think about it. Think about how convincing of a trap you'd have to be to be a guy and look like an actual girl. You can usual tell traps apart from girls but bruh if a guy can truly trick you and lure you into a trap, that's some damn good costume, makeup, and genetics. How amazing would it be if underneath those hypnotic hips, full lips, and mesmeric smile, there was a guy rocking a meaty meter stick underneath that skirt? Come on boys. Let's not beat around the bush. Let's just beat our meat.