I felt as though an angel descended from the heavens when I first laid eyes on this game, but as it seems with all miracles, there was a catch. The fun, addicting gameplay and album modes were a major draw in buying the game, as I could presumably catch some anime ass if I full cleared the game, so I went all out. To clear the Shiba Inus from the screen and cop me some thick anime thighs, I put on my "Get Smoked" cap and went to work, drinking a full bucket of G-Fuel (use code Keemstar at checkout) and speedrunning the game to find my way to perfect Cute Honey lewd Nirvana. Something that became quite apparent, however, is that after every stage done, it would give an option to view a picture. However, the option was a duller color than the rest, so my gamer instincts fired warning shots in my head that something was off. I wasn't deterred however, for my gaming prowess allowed me to full clear the first stage with no hints or skips in 2 minutes. I continued until the entire game was cleared, taking 40 minutes in total as I also completed 3 more files to fill out the "Continue" tab with perfect 0 hint 0 skip runs. What shocked me, however, is that all the Shibus stayed in tact, and the album wasn't open to view. Bewildered and still slightly horny, I checked on the steam discussions. Apparently, this game required a patch to be fully experienced in its true degenerate man of culture glory. Safe to say, I wasn't going to risk a virus to see what I could just look up on Bing images and see at any time. Safe to say my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. I can still see that damn Shiba Inu staring me down at night, censoring my ceiling fan, realistic animatronic sex doll with vibrating clit action, the sex slave I keep in the closet, and even my own Johnson. I highly suggest you look up the pictures for this instead of playing this cheap sugar sugar knockoff, or you too will have your life ruined by this malicious good boi.
Addendum: October 5th, 2020. It has been a full month and a half since the shiba started appearing in my dreams. Slowly, it replaced everything I know and love in life with the same picture of the smiling Shiba Inu. It even destroyed my relationship with my girlfriend, i couldn't get it up anymore and she decided to leave me for a kid named "Jamal" who walked by our house every morning on the way to elementary school. Gold digger always out for massive ♥♥♥♥, it was bound to happen anyways due to my crippling anime thigh addiction. My job is on the fritz too, there's no way they'll let me back in after I smashed that plate over our coworker's head because her pants had a Shiba Inu print on it. I really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, she was my only friend there. I wish there was some way to remove this good boi from my memories, I just want some sort of sexual stimuli but I am denied even the soft plush thighs I used to retreat to in times of crisis. I will keep you posted on how things will go on from here on out.

I felt as though an angel descended from the heavens when I first laid eyes on this game, but as it seems with all miracles, there was a catch. The fun, addicting gameplay and album modes were a major draw in buying the game, as I could presumably catch some anime ass if I full cleared the game, so I went all out. To clear the Shiba Inus from the screen and cop me some thick anime thighs, I put on my "Get Smoked" cap and went to work, drinking a full bucket of G-Fuel (use code Keemstar at checkout) and speedrunning the game to find my way to perfect Cute Honey lewd Nirvana. Something that became quite apparent, however, is that after every stage done, it would give an option to view a picture. However, the option was a duller color than the rest, so my gamer instincts fired warning shots in my head that something was off. I wasn't deterred however, for my gaming prowess allowed me to full clear the first stage with no hints or skips in 2 minutes. I continued until the entire game was cleared, taking 40 minutes in total as I also completed 3 more files to fill out the "Continue" tab with perfect 0 hint 0 skip runs. What shocked me, however, is that all the Shibus stayed in tact, and the album wasn't open to view. Bewildered and still slightly horny, I checked on the steam discussions. Apparently, this game required a patch to be fully experienced in its true degenerate man of culture glory. Safe to say, I wasn't going to risk a virus to see what I could just look up on Bing images and see at any time. Safe to say my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. I can still see that damn Shiba Inu staring me down at night, censoring my ceiling fan, realistic animatronic sex doll with vibrating clit action, the sex slave I keep in the closet, and even my own Johnson. I highly suggest you look up the pictures for this instead of playing this cheap sugar sugar knockoff, or you too will have your life ruined by this malicious good boi. Addendum: October 5th, 2020. It has been a full month and a half since the shiba started appearing in my dreams. Slowly, it replaced everything I know and love in life with the same picture of the smiling Shiba Inu. It even destroyed my relationship with my girlfriend, i couldn't get it up anymore and she decided to leave me for a kid named "Jamal" who walked by our house every morning on the way to elementary school. Gold digger always out for massive dick, it was bound to happen anyways due to my crippling anime thigh addiction. My job is on the fritz too, there's no way they'll let me back in after I smashed that plate over our coworker's head because her pants had a Shiba Inu print on it. I really fucked up, she was my only friend there. I wish there was some way to remove this good boi from my memories, I just want some sort of sexual stimuli but I am denied even the soft plush thighs I used to retreat to in times of crisis. I will keep you posted on how things will go on from here on out.