25 years of age

I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a whole day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.

I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.

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Gotta Lock in at the end of the year with every emote for the Goat.

😳🤭OH HELLO THERE KITTEN 🤗👂WHAT 😳🥵OMG🤯😱DID SOMEONE HURT 😞🤕 YOU!??? 🐱🥊👊YOU MESS W MY KITTEN UR HAVIN IT😡😬MY CUTIE 😙🤩PATOOTIE 🥧🍑IS NOT TO BE MESSED❌WITH🤌🔴😳😳🥵🥵

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