Hello, I hope this finds you well. Let me introduce myself. I am David Krappenschitz, purveyor of fine püpennschutten. My Company (Kompanie) is holding a promotional competition partnered with featured artist Youtubes Bax (Bax) and we would like to extend an invitation for you to participate. The prize is (of course) on of our (fine) püpennschutten. The terms are as followed: Piss during the entirety of Piss Song 99 (1:41). Tinkles (drips) count but the stream must be continuous. Best of luck to you if you chose to participate.

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I believe Gru is the most powerful being the entire universe. First, according to height of a minion (which is 3.5 feet on average). Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second, if you remember the original Despicable Me movie, you know there is a scene where Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of the average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus, after this Gru punches a large great white shark and it is instantly paralyzed. Meaning it’s spine would probably be shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 Newton’s to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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