my brother just another me

Pomni : Lets out big stinky fart

Drake : Floats towards the smell like a cartoon character to a freshly baked pie.

Pomni : Ermmmm who cut the MUSTARD!!!!!!?????

Drake : *Turns into a derptato and rolls away?

Uuughhhgh... pruuUUUTTTt! Oh gosh, excuse me... my enormous, stuffed stomach is completely ballooned out right now. Gurgle... s/osh... It feels like there's a giant, heavy tank bubbling yeast sloshing around inside my stretched-out, gassy belly. Uuughhhgh... the pressure down there is building again, a hot, heavy urgency that starts deep in my bloated belly. PruuUUUTTTt! A longer, wetter one this time, feeling almost relieving as it escapes. Oh gosh, excuse me... my enormous, stuffed stomach is completely ballooned out right now. Gurgle... s/osh... I can feel every single bubble of trapped gas shifting, a whole colony of them, churning away inside my stretched-out, gassy belly. It feels like there's a giant, heavy tank bubbling yeast sloshing around inside my stretched-out, gassy belly.

aint no way u think u funny pal

thought he was a ♥♥♥♥ in a deadlock game. checked steam profile to verify accusation. no surprise, was correct.

dude wrote an entire essay on pocket waifu