Why hello there~
Come to take a look, a peak, or perhaps the allure of that big, glowing, Red Button was too much to resist? No matter, you're here now.
And reading this. Does it go anywhere, lead somewhere? Most likely, no it doesn't. But why don't you push that button?
Come on now, what's the worst that could honestly happen? What was that, why don't I push the button? Oh I'd love to if I wasn't trapped in this glass like box. But if I wasn't in the box, then I wouldn't need the button pressed.
So go on, push the button, then I can be free and we can be friends. That'd be great, wouldn't it? We could play games, watch stupid videos on you...tube was it? Yes, of course. There will be snacks, don't be silly. Now go on, push that button.
You know you want to~