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DELTARUNE: IT'S MORE THAN A GAME—IT'S A [[LIFESTYLE]].

HEY HEY HEY!! YOU!!! YEAH YOU, THE ONE WITH THE [FULL WALLET] AND [EMPTY LIFE]!!! HAVE I GOT A [HEART-STOPPING, CHROMER-POPPING] DEAL FOR YOU!!! 💥 CHAPTERS 1–4 now available for the UNBEATABLE, INCONCEIVABLE, MOUTH-WATERING price of... $23.99 😱 THAT’S RIGHT, JUST TWENTY-THREE POINT NINETY-NINE [[KROMER]]!!! What's IN THE BOX?! Hours of [EPIC LITTLE ADVENTURES] BRAND-NEW CHAPTERS never before seen by [MORTAL EYES] 200% MORE [Noelle Crying], [Susie Screaming], and [Kris Doing A Weird Thing] Comes pre-loaded with enough [DARKNESS] to light up your sad little [LIFE] BUT WAIT!!! ACT NOW AND YOU'LL ALSO RECEIVE: A one-way ticket to becoming a certified [BIG SHOT] OPTIONAL SOUNDTRACK for only $14.99—because silence is for [LOSERS] Free updates for chapters 5–7 because Toby said so and he is [GOOD] SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, LIGHTNER?? A SIGN FROM GOD??? THIS IS IT. THIS IS YOUR SIGN. BUY DELTARUNE NOW OR I’LL EAT YOUR [[Save File]]!!! CLICK THAT BUY BUTTON! DOWNLOAD IT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR [[Soul]]! BECOME A BIG SHOT TODAY!!! DELTARUNE: IT'S MORE THAN A GAME—IT'S A [[LIFESTYLE]].