This guy is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

Yesterday, I was sitting in bed, lying there watching YouTube. Bored of the video I was watching, I pull out my phone and decide to jack my ♥♥♥♥. Only issue is that earlier that day, I had went to the gym, and hit my arms. My arms are huge and awesome, but there's the issue. Because of my immense muscle mass, right before I nut, my utter and absolute strength ripped my penis off. In short, do not jerk off after working out

I can't stop thinking about konata. she is so cute. yesterday i spent 18 hours looking at memes/videos of her. does anyone else have this problem? i can barely make it 24 hours into no fap because of this and it is causing me to fail my classes. i already quit a part time gig so i could spend more time bed rotting and looking at kona images.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

mossad agent

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