This game right here, this freaking game right here, I don't even know what to say. It has everything you can hope for. It has ponies. It has sex. It has ponies having sex to make more ponies. Theres even fire ponies, how cool is that ♥♥♥♥, freaking fire ponies. Does Half-Life have fire ponies? No, didn't think so. Does call of dudy have fire ponies, no, thats right, so stop playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fps games, and go make some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire ponies. All of your ponies even have stats, like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mmo, and they compete against other ponies. It's like World of Warponies. You ponies even level up and get gear with stats bonuses and everything. On a scale of one to banana, this game is awesome.

This game right here, this freaking game right here, I don't even know what to say. It has everything you can hope for. It has ponies. It has sex. It has ponies having sex to make more ponies. Theres even fire ponies, how cool is that shit, freaking fire ponies. Does Half-Life have fire ponies? No, didn't think so. Does call of dudy have fire ponies, no, thats right, so stop playing shitty fps games, and go make some god damn fire ponies. All of your ponies even have stats, like a god damn mmo, and they compete against other ponies. It's like World of Warponies. You ponies even level up and get gear with stats bonuses and everything. On a scale of one to banana, this game is awesome.