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3 people found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
This game is phoned in. It is YandereSlop. It has nothing to say about the human condition. it is certainly well put together, but its story - which horror games lean on heavily - is just not very interesting. The player character is not compelling; he does not have a convincing motivation. We are never shown why he wants to return to reality. The minigames are real neat. But it's all a distraction; they don't really add to the overall experience. I came away with it feeling like something was missing, which is an impression I did not get from similar indie horror titles.

I can't help but feel like they really did just start with an idea that sounded something like "What if there was a virtual girlfriend and she was evil and tried to like, pull you into the computer world? Wouldn't that be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up?" because that's really as far as it goes. That's the entire thrust of the story. Nothing more, nothing less. It has its moments but I can't help but feel like this would be an infinitely better game if they literally just made what it attempts to present itself as, earnestly.
Posted January 30.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.6 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
oh. that's comfort of my gore character.
Posted January 20.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.5 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
The greatest war crime simulator ever devised now gets ground warfare. This is the RTS I've always wanted. Comes with a War on Terror mission where you hunt down Bin Laden. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, what more do you want
Posted November 23, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
Words cannot describe the beauty and intelligence of this masterpiece. If ever a game deserved the title of "Work of Art", it would be Elation for the Wonder Box 6000. Next to it, other entertainment is mere pornography. This game, nay, experience, truly challenges the player - not only in their ability to click on heads, but in their spirit.
Posted November 8, 2024.
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9.7 hrs on record
Someone has finally realized that you don't need to make a turn based strategy game brutally difficult and repetitive.
Posted August 28, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
876.5 hrs on record (356.6 hrs at review time)
kusoge
Posted October 9, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
84.1 hrs on record (52.6 hrs at review time)
least buggy game Bethesda has ever releases at launch
Posted September 5, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
extraordinarily derivative. Managed to finally get into the game - regretted this because it's hot trash. get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by vehicle users, experience godawful netcode, and play horrible maps with no flow in two lousy gamemodes, TDM and Conquest, both of which blow. Also the launcher is ♥♥♥♥ ffs just let us download through Steam??? So you don't have to provide download servers and we get to use our FULL internet connection?
Posted October 3, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
118.4 hrs on record (104.9 hrs at review time)
One of the greatest games of all time.
Posted May 29, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
81.2 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
The greatest Kazakhstan-themed Taliban simulator I've ever played, featuring staring at a radar and using a pencil to plot the trajectory of contacts in their 1000 tonne liquid methane powered flying battleships. The only downside is somewhat of a lack of content, though the SINGLE developer is still working on it.
Posted November 30, 2021.
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