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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 8:35am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 9:59am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 12:31pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2015 @ 7:56am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 11:24am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 12:00pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 9:01am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2015 @ 9:13am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2015 @ 12:02pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 3:27am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 1:35pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2015 @ 12:54pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 10:04am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2015 @ 11:14am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 4:29am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 3:12am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 3:57am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2015 @ 7:20am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 8:21am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 2:39pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2015 @ 8:31am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 7:09am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 10:04am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2015 @ 8:28am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2015 @ 10:23am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 8:26am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2015 @ 9:51am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2015 @ 12:54pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2015 @ 8:56am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 12:19pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 6:47am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 1:34pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 10:57am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 6:47am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 7:33am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 1:25pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 8:55am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 2:49pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 3:59am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 4:12am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 1:35pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 8:02am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 8:25am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 2:32pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 8:31am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2015 @ 9:50am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 4:52am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 11:36am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 7:05am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 8:03am