andrufox's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2015 @ 1:17am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Jan 6, 2015 @ 3:08am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 2:00am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2015 @ 1:37am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Jan 6, 2015 @ 3:32am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Mar 7, 2015 @ 3:36am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Mar 16, 2015 @ 12:40am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Mar 16, 2015 @ 1:38am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 1:07am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Mar 24, 2015 @ 2:19am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 2:07am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2015 @ 7:19pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Mar 25, 2015 @ 2:14am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Jan 6, 2015 @ 3:47am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Jan 6, 2015 @ 3:04am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Mar 17, 2015 @ 4:32am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Mar 16, 2015 @ 1:35am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 1:23am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 1:49am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2018 @ 12:53pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Mar 16, 2015 @ 1:35am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2015 @ 1:23am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked Mar 16, 2015 @ 1:40am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2015 @ 1:26am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jan 6, 2015 @ 3:35am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2015 @ 1:15am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2015 @ 1:25am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2015 @ 1:34am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Mar 15, 2015 @ 4:43am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Mar 16, 2015 @ 1:05am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 2:08am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2018 @ 12:41pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2018 @ 1:46pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2018 @ 5:05am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

20 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

6 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

7 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

20 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30