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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked May 7, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Nov 5, 2020 @ 9:12am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Nov 6, 2020 @ 7:50am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 12:27pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Nov 6, 2020 @ 7:25pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Nov 6, 2020 @ 8:16am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Nov 6, 2020 @ 6:29am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 9:33am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked May 13, 2021 @ 9:50am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked May 6, 2021 @ 11:42am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked May 15, 2021 @ 10:53am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Nov 6, 2020 @ 6:15am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked May 10, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 9:19am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Nov 6, 2020 @ 7:25pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked May 15, 2021 @ 5:39pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Nov 6, 2020 @ 6:15am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked May 11, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Nov 5, 2020 @ 11:21am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Mar 30, 2021 @ 2:40pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked May 15, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked May 7, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 5:08pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked May 14, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked May 13, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked May 14, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked May 15, 2021 @ 7:51am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked May 15, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked May 14, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked May 15, 2021 @ 10:44am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:59am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:52am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 7:37am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:23am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Mar 17, 2023 @ 9:44am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Mar 16, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Mar 17, 2023 @ 9:44am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Mar 17, 2023 @ 9:44am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Mar 17, 2023 @ 9:44am