Alex.bark
Alex
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I smash lobsters and other crustaceans with sledgehammers.




PC Specs:
NZXT Source 210
ASUS TUF Gaming X570 Plus (wi-fi)
AMD Ryzen 7 5700X
Nvidia GeForce RTX 3060
Leave a comment on why you're adding me, or I'll just block you.
I smash lobsters and other crustaceans with sledgehammers.




PC Specs:
NZXT Source 210
ASUS TUF Gaming X570 Plus (wi-fi)
AMD Ryzen 7 5700X
Nvidia GeForce RTX 3060
Currently Online
Q U O T E S
Monkeynaut: asians are so bad at driving i'm starting to think pearl harbor was an accident

4:19 PM - Alexplayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjSgQFcpLqo
4:19 PM - Bread Alert! is now Offline.

3:45 PM - ↑Prince Spycrab Tabouretski: I had a dream that I sucked my own ♥♥♥♥ and built a cardboard tank.


6:00 PM - Nephrite Harmony: i better not find more quotes on yer profile that i don't like


Devourer - Yesterday at 10:09 AM
dude I want a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and in my ass that's not gay that's just wanting a nice delicious meal


1:50 AM - Prince Spycrab Tabouretski: God is dead and I wholly blame you for it and enabling pizza rape.

11:23 PM - Nephrite Harmony: discord needs more RP/ERP bots


[8:50 PM] CatherineK.: *snoofs*

640x480 VGA — 8/5/2023 10:25 PM
One, I am offended that you think I wouldn't download it directly for the highest quality Vegeta mpreg.


Alex The Doggo — 10/22/2022 12:27 AM
I just had the thought of Hugh Neutron accidentally breaking one of his ducks and saying "well jimbo I'm actually gonna do it this time"

640x480 VGA — 4/14/2021 1:59 AM
I wanna force feed you pepto-bismol and watch you spew tubby custard.


[11:52 PM]
Willy A. Jeep:
Alright, I spent the last thirty minutes trying to find the one Matsu-Sensei drawing where Matt
turns into Lass, just to "beeg titties" you right back, but God forbid if I ever log back into deviantart.
So, you win, dumb dog.
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Jun 11 @ 3:16am 
gomer...
Jun 8 @ 6:13pm 
It was a quote from The Boys but okay bud
Jun 8 @ 5:09pm 
has no sense of human compassion, calls people ♥♥♥♥♥ randomly
May 17 @ 5:55pm 
It smells like a dog pound in here. Better than the Milkbone plant, I guess.
Feb 22 @ 10:15am 
this guy puts his balls in his own butthole lol
Dec 7, 2025 @ 7:25pm 
adding u from tkgp :3