I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now

Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realizedthat toucan play at that game

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming

I would tell an aeroplane pun but it would go right over your head

To anyone who dislikes my grape puns would you please stop wining

The puns may be very cheesy...

...But i feel grate about them XD