Ayo we played a game of rocket league a minute ago and I just wanted to say after checking the replay you were totally right that guy Apo was double comitting on everything

licks me from head to toe

Pre ordered me when I was 14

-rep

Is a duck, not a raven…

The night started like any other: late, quiet, and lit only by the glow of my monitor. I queued up another match in Rocket League, expecting the usual mix of chaos, missed aerials, and the occasional lucky goal.

Then I got matched with a teammate named Raven.
We won so many games together.

We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Rocket League and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rocket League lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 3 stocked him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep installed game just to disappoint the team