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please give me your love and affection

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Why the ♥♥♥♥ do you people think it's weird for me to jerk off to SAO. The scene between Kirito and Asuna is THE definition of art. Man, when that scene first aired, you bet your mothers ass every anime fan on the planet came so hard, the amount of semen is enough to feed the entire continent of Africa. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar if you say you didn't AT LEAST got erect from that scene, I bet you even moaned a little too. So next time you talk ♥♥♥♥ about SAO, think about how disappointing you are to your parents and the anime gods.

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