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- 1x Monster Horse ♥♥♥♥♥ (12') $89.99
- 1x VHS Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas @ $2.00 each
- 5x Cucumbers @ $1.50 each
- 1x Lube Barrel XXXL 75L $69.99
- 1x Mega pack of stained Grandma underwear $29.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

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🚕 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🔋
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I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change.
-- Calvin

I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the
slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin

Why should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don't
deserve it. -- Calvin
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