[S|Zombie III] ludo : me: i think i have carpal tunnel syndrome
[S|Zombie III] ludo : doctor: do you have any idea what might have caused it?
[S|Wisp IV] americans don't have milo : furious masturbation
[D|Warlock IV] error. : furious masterbation


[S|Esquire III] superHDreplaysXD : if newjuls lived within driving distance from me, i wouldnt be able to stop myself from becoming a murderer


[S|Esquire III] <Insert Name> : my god just by doing this jump i can feel myself liking ♥♥♥♥ more and more


[S|Plebeian V] TROUBLE : you main jump aight, no one knows you exist

[S|Plebeian V] TROUBLE : zike honestly you look like a school shooter ♥♥♥♥ dont speak to me


[D|Plebeian I] fuzz : kater did u impress the gamer girl with ur jumping


* [D|Baron III] sam : my 1st and last anal experience


* [S|Princess IV] newjuls : DOWN
[D|Sir V] Skinny. : newjuls DOWN
[D|Dame I] error. : newjuls down?
[D|Sir V] Skinny. : brb
* [S|Princess IV] newjuls : newjuls down to suck some ♥♥♥♥
[D|Dame I] error. : oh newjuls always down


* [D|Empress] vice : newjuls ruined my love life
* [D|Archduchess] i just did a poo in a public to : ?
[S|Baron V] Diller : why
* [D|Empress] vice : if i had start_h i would be banging hot chicks right now
* [D|Archduchess] i just did a poo in a public to : oh
* [D|Archduchess] i just did a poo in a public to : LOL
[S|Baron V] Diller : ah
[D|Dame IV] error. : lol


[D|Baron III] mortsquad : we have reached the peach of human civilisation


[D|Baron II] Los endos : i swear mort is 54 year old scotsman from highlands
[D|Baron III] mortsquad : fk u say bout scotland


* [D|Dame II] error. : I can't remember about like 60% of all the maps and how they look
[D|Baron I] Los endos : i remember almost all
* [D|Dame II] error. : well now big brain shock
* [D|Dame II] error. : gimme the look of jump_craze
Tempus | (Demo) Los endos is ranked 194/338 on jump_craze with time: 08:21.43
[D|Baron I] Los endos : i cant rremember
[D|Baron I] Los endos : lol
* [D|Dame II] error. : lmao


* [D|Baron I] Shock : kaTtreer on c3 as demo, you can do a tetragonal unpolarised slantshot about
halfway feeding into the apex


[D|Baron II] Los endos : dkatrer do zekro without driving aids


EU2 Robin inda Hood: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮ has left the server.


* [D|Baroness V] iRobin : kater u like harry potter
* [D|Baroness V] iRobin : u know with that
* [D|Baroness V] iRobin : how it called
[S|Esquire V] ุ : no
* [D|Baroness V] iRobin : anti rain clothes
[S|Esquire V] ุ : only emma watson Tempus
| Entered Checkpoint 2. Total: 00:58.94 (PR -01:07.05)
[S|Esquire V] ุ : wtf?
[S|Esquire V] ุ : LOL
[D|Dame II] error. : lol
* [D|Baroness V] iRobin : jacket but to shoes lvl


* [D|Wraith V] Robin inda Hood : racism
* [D|Wraith V] Robin inda Hood : why tf2 dont have jew character
* [D|Warlock IV] error. : ...?
* [S|Ghost I] mortsquad : new quote
* [S|Ghost I] mortsquad : thanks
* [D|Wraith V] Robin inda Hood : or asian
* [D|Warlock IV] error. : ok
[D|Duke of Spook] i just did a poo in a public to : WTF
[D|Duke of Spook] i just did a poo in a public to : ROBIn
* [D|Wraith V] Robin inda Hood : sry


Jesus (Rank 40 Soldier) joined from Lithuania
[D|Dame IV] error. : it's him
* [S|Baron III] Jesus : it me
* [Unranked] ludo : HI BAE
* [S|Baron III] Jesus : hi
[D|Dame IV] error. : how ya doing?
Jesus has left the server.
* [Unranked] ludo : lol
* [D|Plebeian V] kratos : lmao
[D|Dame IV] error. : epic dodge
[D|Dame IV] error. : ♥♥♥♥ you too buddy


Basically jump_frost_a1
[D|Baron III] mortsquad : roller over it
[D|Baron III] mortsquad : designed by superchuck


[D|Baron III] Jaded : what equation ?
[S|Plebeian IV] ludo : thats called overeating or undereating
[D|Baron III] Jaded : e = mc(survival) squared
[D|Dame V] error. : ok shock
[S|Esquire V] kater : LMAO
[D|Baron III] Jaded : e = mcdonalds to the power of 3

[D|Baron IV] Jaded : i had horrible map idea
mst is joining the server.
* [D|Baron I] error. : you still do
[D|Baron IV] Jaded : airpogo but you are BLIND and can only know where u are based on speedo and SOUND EFFECTS
mst (Rank 71 Soldier) joined from Australia
[D|Archduchess] WHAT IS LOVE : LOL
* [D|Baron I] error. : oh dear god stop this man
[D|Baron IV] Jaded : like theres ambient_generics placed everywhere
* [D|Baron I] error. : tf2 is too old for that type of ♥♥♥♥
[D|Baron IV] Jaded : and the sound directions are reversed
[D|Baron IV] Jaded : L -> R
* [S|Noble I] mortsquad : do it the diabolical way have a keyboard controll 2 accounts at once
* [D|Baron I] error. : you'll need like good headphones
[D|Baron IV] Jaded : and u have to solve multiplication puzzles up to 12x12
* [S|Noble I] mortsquad : have 1 on remade visible version
[D|Baron IV] Jaded : every 3 seconds
* [D|Baron I] error. : taking gimmicks further than pants,quba & gorge004 ever will
* [D|Baron I] error. : it's shock

* [D|Noble II] rintincan : why is no one else concerned that we have the same name
* [D|Noble II] rintincan : apart from the tincan bit
* [D|Noble II] rintincan : but i used to be rin
error is joining the server.
[D|Noble I] twoask : alg change it to runt
* [D|Baron II] error. : wtf
[D|Noble I] twoask : wth
error has left the server.
[D|Noble I] twoask : wtf
* [D|Baron II] error. : good
* [D|Baron II] error. : leave
[D|Noble I] twoask : no way
* [D|Noble II] rintincan : oh wtf
* [D|Noble II] rintincan : error
[D|Noble I] twoask : two rins and errors


[D|Baron IV] Jaded : even i make more sense than you
[D|Baron IV] Jaded : so is anime a recent movie?

Tempus | wwwww :: Linear Mode (Map) :: 55:55.33
[D|Empress] amy : blind canadian ♥♥♥♥♥ boy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ suck katers ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ass BOY u Might Be the DUMBEST Person In TEMPUS ♥♥♥♥


MEGAWOP | SimplyTF: If i were to suck my own ♥♥♥♥... would it feel like sucking a ♥♥♥♥ or getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?


[D|Madam V] reero : my vagina is off limits now kater sorry

smoothietf: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ im such a beast at making cereal

* [S|Madam I] ♥♥♥♥ free from a dyson cordless : i only date ppl with high wpm cus it means theyre good with their fingers

* [S|Madam I] ♥♥♥♥ free from a dyson cordless : osu players beating their wives like 'her head is a circle'
* [D|Baroness III] Robin inda Hood : crossfit vegan gay black furry nazi feminist jew racist
* [S|King] riot : are there any gamers on tempus whomst identify as anime women
* [S|King] riot : that are looking for ♥♥♥