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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2020 @ 11:53am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2020 @ 4:01pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 4:25am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2020 @ 11:33am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2020 @ 10:06am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2020 @ 3:37pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2020 @ 2:48pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2020 @ 4:36pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2020 @ 3:46pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2020 @ 4:43pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2020 @ 5:26pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 3:47am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 4:21am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 4:43am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 4:58am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 5:18am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 8:08am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 9:03am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:47am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 1:36pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 1:20pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 2:52pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2020 @ 4:34am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2020 @ 4:49am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2020 @ 5:22am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2020 @ 5:25am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2020 @ 4:12pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2020 @ 4:17pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 3:38am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2020 @ 7:30am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2020 @ 5:38am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 5:05am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 8:20am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2020 @ 8:48am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:43am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:49am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2020 @ 9:55am



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.