Recent reviews by 7FoX 🦊

OK I GOT SCAMMED

I was told this was the last GrandeFausto series entry, but I got some old game with funny radio stations instead, I still recommend it cuz of the fun I've had just listening to the radio stations, specially the russian one:

"SPECIAL PRICE CABBAGE: TWO FOR BUCK. I BOUGHT ONE SUPPLY THIS MORNING ONLY. IS VERY GOOD FOR DIGESTION, MAKES YOU DO ALL KINDS OF LIFTING THINGS WITH YOUR BUTT."

"Crytek refuses to modify hidden stats. They probably never will, considering they "fixed" the attributes file.

Accounts with 200KD that use Magic-bullet take days to get banned, ruining who knows how many matches."

PROS:
Its Battlefield with meme graphics and without EA and Origin.
Classes and vehicles.
Pretty decent servers (netcode overall)

CONS:
The milsim aspect gets annoying specially for players who are looking for a more arcade-ish gameplay rather than a specific milsim mechanichs-kinda game.

Some balance related to snowballing and spawn camping can be sometimes annoying. (not always)

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Pretty sure they must be fixing those issues since its still on EA phase and the game has been praised enouigh for getting updates and fixes during this time period.

Found no one playing even when steamcharts says diff https://steamcharts.com/app/1591520

idk, maybe I'm 2old4this 👴

Pros:
* 80s classic old school side scrolling arcade shoot em up style intention

* Good quality soundtrack

* Cheesy voice lines

* Cool pop culture movies easter eggs

* Cool pixel art

*Fun bossfights


Cons:
* Some levels plays quite similar to each other

* A bit short

* Epic games year exclusivity before steam launch

* There is no much difference in character mechanics except for the gun fire

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Even when bossfights are not as challenging / difficult as the ones in Cuphead you can have fun due to the patterns and mechanics, this is something that does not get repetitive, most bossfights are kinda unique.

Fun stuff: 8/10

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dicksmelka sodomch1nk

I'm sorry but this game is dead.
https://steamcharts.com/app/1237980

This is the best way to enjoy blood in 2019 without bothering with source ports or third party software!

This is one of those weird cases when DoTemu does not screw up a game by being mediocre and doing a cheap-lazy port since they basically republished the windows xp version doing a few improvements in the features.

This version is everything you expect.
- MSDOS version with the extra areas (original amiga one has fewer areas)
- new backgrounds
- higher rez
- Optional new SFX
- Goodies

You better play Friday the 13 with Yerson Bohorquez