dorito_guy, the day i met you my life was falling apart. You brought light into my day and made me see the meaning of life. I have never looked back on your friendship and look forward to many years to come. Thankyou for dorito_guy for just being you

will never forget the day i met dorito guy. It was a cold winter morning, was walking from Morrisons that day with my freshly baked goods. Then, out of no where i get rugby tackled. When i woke up, i just heard munching sounds coming from my left side. I slowly turn my head to see Dorito guy eating my bread. We make eye contact. He smiles menacingly. He gets up on his little legs and start approaching me. Once he made his way to me he lets out a ear piercing screech. Its time to feast. While he DEVOURS my body, i look into the sky with tiers falling down my face and say my goodbye. i slowly drift to the place of rest