Recent reviews by Anthony Dad

Kill bugs. Behead bugs. Roundhouse kick a bug into the concrete. Slam dunk a bugs baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bugs. Defecate in a bugs food. Launch bugs into the sun. Stir fry bugs in a wok. Toss bugs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bugs gas tank. Judo throw bugs into a wood chipper. Twist bugs heads off. Report bugs to the IRS. Karate chop bugs in half. Curb stomp pregnant bugs. Trap bugs in quicksand. Crush bugs in the trash compactor. Liquefy bugs in a vat of acid. Eat bugs. Dissect bugs. Exterminate bugs in the gas chamber. Stomp bugs skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bugs in the oven. Lobotomize bugs. Mandatory abortions for bugs. Grind bugs fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bugs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bugs with a ray gun. Kick old bugs down the stairs. Feed bugs to alligators. Slice bugs with a katana.

Got over it.

Become a wage slave today. (Or just watch that reactor explode)

I was excited for a new Battlefield game, one that was based on modern or near modern times... However, this isnt battlefield. Its a bunch of cringey specialists running around and killing clones of each other... Portal is alright but you cant earn xp from it because of the farming servers. But they decided to make there very own farming mode, killing bots in some sort of zombie mode, very nice. If you play all out warefare, its just being farmed by the overpowered vehicles. Im not too sure if the battlefield franchise can recover from this one.