15 'Interesting' things to remember;

1) A little necrophilia never killed anyone.

2) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

3) He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.

4) Don't steal. The government hates competition.

5) You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo.

6) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

7) Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

8) If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

9) Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

10) The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

11) Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

12) Indecision is the key to flexibility.

13) The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.

14) Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

15) If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?

Why did I type these? It's because I put the laughter back into manslaughter.

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Words from the almighty In$anity;

NeoTech: Lul, it's still write protected.
In$anity: Bite it.
In$anity: Do it.
In$anity: All will be fixed.
NeoTech: Hmm.
In$anity: No, I'm joking.
NeoTech: :P
In$anity: Srsly, don't.

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In$anity: Real breasts don't look like them.
In$anity: They never do.
In$anity: But I don't care.
In$anity: I'd still ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ 'outta them.

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