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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 4:12am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 4:57am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 6:52am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2020 @ 9:01am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 5:55am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked May 22, 2021 @ 5:11am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 10:23am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2020 @ 9:16am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 8:17am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 4:06am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2020 @ 4:13am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2020 @ 6:06am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2020 @ 5:40am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 5:40am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 6:24am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 11:33am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 5:32am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2020 @ 9:41am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 11:36am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2020 @ 11:25am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 9:54am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 11:33am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2020 @ 10:52am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2020 @ 5:04am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 4:44am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 3:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2020 @ 6:31am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2020 @ 5:29am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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