Recent reviews by Crog?

I open an emergency exit door, only for both a blackened demon and walking shark abomination to be meters away from me. Clearly I was intruding on an intimate moment, so I decided to call in sick. I hope the Company can understand my thoughtful decision.

My nun character became abusive towards my teammates, then got a heart attack and died on the same turn. If Edgar Allen Poe was still alive, he'd considered this game a fine example of poetry. 10/10, wish reducing stress IRL was as accessible as ingame.

I played this game a long while ago, and came back with the news of Payday 3. Although the future of Payday 3 is uncertain, this game will certainly keep an audience for a while. In terms of customization, it's absolutely amazing. Different suits, clothes, weapon skins, you name it, they got it. And you don't even need to buy them from the community market or unbox them (for some technically, will explain soon). It definitely allows you to express yourself, so if you like TF2, definitely has that going. Missions are fun, lots of personality, and community is pretty chill as a whole. Only thing is that there is A LOT of DLC, and some achievements are locked behind them. Fortunately, most of them are literally worth like a buck or two, and considering there are no microtransactions, it's generally worth it. Even better is that if others have the DLC, they can still invite you to lobbies with missions that are DLC exclusive, and you can get the achievements and items from these levels. Only other thing is that it can be overwhelming with how much weapon and skill deck customization there is, especially as the game does not advise you on how to make one. I'd advise to just go with your gut, you will figure out soon enough ingame if it works or not haha Overall, wish I jumped back into this game earlier because it is a lot of fun, def worth its full price.

"ODIN, YOUR COUSIN HAS RETURNED. ATREUS AND I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF ASGARD"

Constantly updated game that promotes working together (hence the title lmao) while having loads of content to do. The lore is pretty neat as well and the developers are super open about their plans for the game. The art style is also unique and the soundtrack has some great bangers. Honestly, if you want a game to invest in and enjoy surviving/base-building, then this is the game for you!

The reasons why you should get this game
1. You can decapitate, burn, ♥♥♥♥♥-slap, stomp, cut, blow up, and throw pointy objects at ♥♥♥♥♥♥-up creatures.
2. Your guy can fly around when there is no gravity.
3. You will be scared half of the time by monsters and alarm clocks.
4. There are explosions, lots and lots of explosions all caused by you.
Yeah, so buy this game.

So one day, as I was surfing through the store, I stumbled upon a sale on this game which was on sale. So I bought it. And I don't regret it. This game is pretty fun, with puzzles, different gadgets upgrades for your gravity controlling device, such as a grenade launcher upgrade, and also the story has a good depth in it and I especially enjoyed the ending of the game. Made me want to play more. The DLC helps add more hard puzzles to the game which require a lot of strategy and skill. It also has achievements for you to earn. Although you can only go left and right, this doesn't ruin the game at all.

Overall Score- 9.2/10

Counter Strike Global Offensive is a game like no other. It requires you to think smart, work together with your team, and for you to pay attention to your surrounding. This game is especially awesome with the skins you get for weapons, in which you can sell them in the market. Other than the competitive cooldown, the assorted weapons, teamwork, and maps will make you want to play for a very, very long time. 9/10 stars and I would recommend this to a friend.

Update: Still makes me salty but I enjoy it so yeah, still nice.

The Binding of Isaac is a different yet extremely fun and diffucult game that will make you want to play every time after you die. This game has extremely simple controls, beautiful atmospheric music, and ITS ONLY 5 BUCKS! Also, this game ties in with some religion in a more fun way along with epic bosses, interesting storyline, and much more. I would recomment to get the game before the DLC since the DLC makes the game A LOT harder. Overall, I give this game a 9.5/10 since this game is EXTREMELY hard to win but it costs only 5 bucks so BUY IT NOW!!!