edy
Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
 
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konomata Apr 26 @ 2:05pm 
When I was 8 my dad made me watch black hawk down bc I didn't want to mow the lawn and he didn't let me speak the whole movie and he made me hold his colt 727 the whole time then during the closing credits he yelled "Do you know what those men would've done to mow their lawn again just one more time"
mylo Mar 10 @ 11:45am 
do u mess with tape worms
falcon Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:26pm 
When the the When the the them Wait what was I typing why am I commenting on Edy's profile, who is Edy? Laundry I am doing my laundry Hello? Hellooooo? Yes I'm here What? Who is here? What are you on about I never asked if someone was there
bongwater Dec 16, 2023 @ 7:58am 
Wisdom for the System:
Found a cult of billionaires.
Gaslight the ♥♥♥♥ out of the local Schizophrenic.
Tell a guy to kill people.
He actually starts doing it.
konomata Oct 5, 2023 @ 11:29pm 
"Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it."

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
mylo Sep 23, 2023 @ 1:30pm 
here to order 1 king von burger with the side of the g herbo mcnuggets along with a lil durk plushie