Tf2 Noob Quotes:
Gibus Pyro - "This heavy has no hat! He must be noob, let's kick him!"
"What do you press to backstab on tf2?"
"How do you get free items"
"Why do i need hats"
"How do you sprint"
"Theres a invisible hacker"
"Why i can't climb this ladder"
"How do you push enemies with pyro"
"scattergun sucks it only does like 6 damage"
"Put your sentries next to each other."
"wtf your turret is using aimbots"
"Can I buy the light on your hat?"
"How do I break windows?"
"I'm new give me stuff plz plz plz."
"How do you sap a Level 3 Sentry?"
"how can i detonate stickybombs"
"What is the point in capping the intel?"
"That Construction Worker just deployed a Robo-Cop!"
"how do i kill a spy when he is disguised"
"Is anyone giving out free Unusuals?"
"sydney sleeper and razorback is the best sniper loadout"
"whats a hat?"
"Why would Valve let bad players play on their own servers?"
"Plant a machine"
"How do you see what level you are?"
"How do you pick up hats?"
"medic is OP and should be removed"
"How do you craft stranges?"
"how do u take a screen shot?"
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYBODY GO SCOUT, HE CAN DOUBLE JUMPS"
"How do I shoot"
"Omg aimbot hacker no one can get that many headshots"
"Hacker!!! Instakilled me with weakest class scout!!!!!!"
"how do I make a movie"
"How do i play this game"
"Why can't my spy double jump"
"OMG I CAN SEE MYSELF" He saw an enemy spy disguised as him"
"Is the Halloween gift a present?"
"Buying Hale's Own Knife for 1 ref."
"I'll sell you two crates and a classic for a stockpile key"
"How do I Tf2?"
"How to change a class?"
"How do I fly with the Demolition Man?"
MVM noob scout - "i lost all the coins"
MVM noob - "Why is this scout stealing our money"
MVM expert noob "All join heavies"
MVM noob - "Snipers can't do ♥♥♥♥"
MVM noob - "where is the upgrade station?"
MVM noob shooting tank with rocket jumper "This tank is invincible!"
MVM noob - "Press alt f4"
MVM noob - "Tomislav is firing faster"
MVM noob - "Spy is useless"
MVM noob - "Degreaser can airblast better than the flamethrower"
MVM noob - "stop stealing my kills"
MVM noob - "Scout is not needed"
MVM noob (engi) - "Hey guys, how do you defuse the bomb?"
MVM noob - "How do I be a robot?"
MVM noob - "I have 5 more tours than you so I'm better"
MVM noob (that really pisses me off) - "beggars is the worst launcher"
MVM noob - "Pyro, don't attack tank"
MVM noob - "Why i have small turret"
MVM noob - ""I'm a good sniper, and i'm better with bow than sniper, and i'm not bad with sniper"
MVM noob - "you are a hitman sniper you are like the worst in mvm"
MVM noob - "I need jump height so i can run faster" (facepalm)
MVM noob - "how can blu have that many players?"
MVM noob - "How did that heavy turn on Uber mode?"
MVM noob - "Airblast is stupid"
MVM noob - "What is Normal and Intermediate?"
MVM noob - "what's a Heavy"
MVM noob - "How do you ready up?"
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