Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

cringe.

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 2. I like sleeping alot ZZZzzZZzzZzZzZZZZzzzZz 3. oh hi........................... hi........ (silently stares at ground) 4. Im not crying (stares at orphans looking for a new home) 5. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Whyd you call me pretty grrrrrrrrrrr stop it!! 6. (MUTE, (she doesnt speak) 7. Leave me alone grrrrrrrr 8. meow