Recent reviews by Clarence

I've had this on my wishlist for like 6 months.
So now i bought it.
It's... pretty aight, nothing WILD, but a solud 3€ for 2 hours of fun.

Funny how when you donwload the rest of the game, you'll see "Lobotomy Company"
Even the game knows, you need to be lobotomised to enjoy this dogwater game LMFAO

Paid 3€ got about 4 hours of fun out of it.
Can't complain. It was fun!

I can see where it trys to be.
Sadly it's not more then the worse brother of dante.

Pro:
-Nice art.
-Good level design.
-Nice price.
-Decent enough stuff to do.
-Surprisingly no bugs.

Con:
-If you played DMC you are just used to a higher standart.
-Slow for a SHMUP...
-Keybindings are... not very intuitive.
-Won't let you SKIP without longpressing enter, which alr. is a nono, but then IT'S ONLY ENTER....
-30GB is ALOT for this...

6/10 if you like these kind of games.
Cheap enough.

Kinda meh honestly.
Like so much bs on screen.
Leveling up is tideus, and makes no fun.
Main focus is "buy this and buy that".
Wouldn't recommend.

Lovely game. Sadly my mate is an idiot and keeps running off.

God i have SO MANY HOURS on playstation.
Like THOUSENDS. I love Battlefield.... well besides the 2042 one that one sucked.

You can't do anything wrong with BF4 or BF3.
Just make sure that you don't get banned on servers cause if a salty admin bans you,
there is a chance you get crossbanned. And with that, you're done playing.
I understand that a cross AC is nice, but it's also SO DUMB.

Can't get unbanned unless THAT ONE GUY unbanns you... yeah GG.

Okay before you play:

Pro's:
It's free.
You get free cases you can sell.
It's fun.
It's rather addicting.
Realy fast queues at all times of the day. Which is REALY NICE.

Cons:
Connection errors.
Bugs
Cheaters (yeah lol even in this game)
It takes ages to get a solo game going.
You get into ghost lobbies. Which will kick you back into main menu.
Why does everything kick me back into main menu?
Random people disconnect from you lobbies.. in a duo queue?

There is more, but i don't want to make you read a whole ahh book.
It's fun, and if you don't care about losing you will love it.
Especialy with a friend it's quite a nice experience.
Just make sure you BRING TIME.

It's a realy cute game i give it that. Alltho, the font could be better.
If it would be 2-3€ i would say buy it.
But for the ammount of gameplay you get 8€ is just too much

Literally a "let the bot play" game. holy is this boring and aids.