FALSE Gaming Clan... because the TRUE(th) hurts.

"Here at FALSE we'd like to ask you a simple question.

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?

No, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor.

No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God.

No, says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone.

No, says the man from TRUE, it belongs to Vader.

We rejected those answers. Instead, we chose something different. Something impossible. We chose - FALSE. A clan where the griefer would not fear the admin. Where the gamer would not be bound by petty admins. Where the FALSE would not be constrained by the TRUE.

And with the sweat of your brow, FALSE can become your clan as well."

TRUE is filled with whiny little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Us, not so much. We're sexier, funnier, harder, better, faster, stronger, and less virgin than them.

Alternatively, if you have no idea who the hell TRUE are (wouldn't be surprised), join us anyways. We know how to have a good time.

We realize there's another FALSE clan. We didn't feel they were living up to their full potential. Old FALSE, feel free to join us at any point you want.

ALSO, any members, feel free to wear the [FALSE] tag proudly. Let them know who we are.

Search your feelings, you know it to be FALSE.