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vyperhappy

Sep 30 @ 7:46pm

It’s been 3 hours without a Wheats stream. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawals. I woke up today trying to open Twitch but there was no notification. I dropped my phone in disbelief. My family asked me what was wrong but I couldn’t even respond. I just whispered “no Wheats…” and stared at the wall for 45 minutes.

I tried watching other streamers but it’s not the same. Nobody yells at random encounters quite like Wheats. Nobody misses obvious plays with that level of confidence. I even loaded up old VODs just to hear the stream alerts one more time. My body is rejecting reality.

Day is ruined. Motivation gone. Crops dying. Skin drying out like a raisin. The dog refuses to look at me. My neighbors can sense the absence of a Wheats stream in the atmosphere. Scientists are calling this an unprecedented event.

If Wheats doesn’t stream soon I may have to go outside and develop hobbies. I don’t know how much longer I can survive.

kap

Sep 22 @ 7:42pm

piece of ♥♥♥♥ noob

Moonless

Sep 22 @ 7:27pm

CoffeWithSky you need to knock it off

Sky

Sep 22 @ 7:09pm

Everyone in this group should send me $0.25

Bean

Sep 22 @ 7:04pm

Hello people

Akroged

Sep 22 @ 4:52pm

It’s been 3 hours without a Wheats stream. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawals. I woke up today trying to open Twitch but there was no notification. I dropped my phone in disbelief. My family asked me what was wrong but I couldn’t even respond. I just whispered “no Wheats…” and stared at the wall for 45 minutes.

I tried watching other streamers but it’s not the same. Nobody yells at random encounters quite like Wheats. Nobody misses obvious plays with that level of confidence. I even loaded up old VODs just to hear the stream alerts one more time. My body is rejecting reality.

Day is ruined. Motivation gone. Crops dying. Skin drying out like a raisin. The dog refuses to look at me. My neighbors can sense the absence of a Wheats stream in the atmosphere. Scientists are calling this an unprecedented event.

If Wheats doesn’t stream soon I may have to go outside and develop hobbies. I don’t know how much longer I can survive.

In Wheaties We Trust