Lets show those sinners that we Christian gamers are here to fight Stan

One day, after JOHN LOCKPICKER had grown up, he went out to where his own people were and watched them at their hard labor. But something struck him, he saw a neckbeard beating on a girl gamer, one of his own "kind". "3D PIG DISGUSTING, NICE AUTISM, PLAY A REAL GAME YOU CASUAL" and more insults left the stuttering neckbeards mouth, whlie he inched forward twards the girl gamer. JOHN had to do something before the hopeless maiden was eaten by the monster. Glancing this way and that, and seeing no one, JOHN drew his dragon dildo, and rushed forth killing the neckbeard in a single blow, he then hid the body in the VIDEO GAMES.

Later at dinner, he cried on his hands and knees begging for forgiveness from our lord and savior GABEN.