The beginning of any true Wario fan's journey

Welcome to Wario's World. To be a true Wario gamer, you must follow 3 guidelines

1 - SHOWERING IS FORBIDDEN: Any Wario fan knows a power is in their abhorrent stench. The ability to knock someone out by lifting an armpit is a key skill to master, and showering removes all the progress. Plus, We all know that the smellier you are, the stronger you are, and the more Wario you are. Therefore, you must not shower.

2 - RAW GARLIC IS A SACRED CUISINE: Garlic has many health benefits, such as reducing inflammation, protecting against harmful bacteria, and even curing the blind. Oh... and did I mention it's delicious? Eating at least 1 whole garlic a day can not only boost your health, but also your mental clarity, allowing you to game better.

3 - WARIO IS AN IDEAL ROLE MODEL: To truly feel contempt with our lives, We must strive to become as Wario-like as possible. Along with the other 2 guidelines, we must do everything in our power to warioify ourselves, lest we forget who this group is for. Wearing purple overalls, A yellow shirt and hat with a W on it, and making your teeth perfectly white and square. All of these and more are easy things we can do to prove that there's a little Wario in all of us